This fuck has his tongue so far up manangements ass it is sickening. Me and some of the other veteran employees can't stand his ass. Then he is invading all of our territory with the females at work. He bought one chick a Christmas present this past year and was only with the company for like 3 weeks. The funny thing is one of my buddys at work was already sleeping with that chick on the DL. He is constantly asking all of the woman at work to joing him for drinks on Friday's. I don't know what his deal is if he s trying to fuck them or he just likes to hang with chicks or something. This cock-blocking bastard brought his girlfriend into work yesterday so that alone should have knocked him out of the game of dipping his pen in the company ink. But nope today he was up to his old tricks again...
I am trying to fuck this broad at work and we are both into each other but you kinda have to play it cool and all becasue it is work and all so we talk on the down low via phone extension to phone extension or company email. Our face to face contact is at a bare minimum. I even went as far to chat with one of the managers and tell them I find a different chick at work attractive just to throw them off my scent of my conquest. Well to get to the point my girl came to work this morning all upset some sort of family emergency but not like a real family emergency. (You know how the littlest thing could upset a female). I saw how she was upset and she gives me the low down and she was getting all teary eyed and shit. So I comforted her in a non-physical wayt and told her to just leave work and take care of her family business because family comes first. So she was calling and emailing me and giving me updates all day from her desk and I was easing her pain. So 4 hours into her shift she talks to H.R. and managemnt and finally decides to leave work to tend to her personal business. Now her desk happens to be right next to the cock-blocker so he tries to earn some kiss ass points from her by walking her out to car and shit. That pissed me the fuck off because he is a notorious cock-blocker and he is trying to play the Mr. Sensitive role by being an escort and shit even though she didn't ask for that shit. All of the rest of us guys got respect for the rest of each other by knowing to back off when somebody calls dibs on the new ***** at work. While this guy continues to break man law after law.
My buddy at work told me to cock-block him back but I don't want to make myself look bad trying to retailate or something. This punk definetly needs a code-red put on his ass. Does anybody have any real suggestions on how to conduct some office warfare without getting hit by collatoral damage???
I am trying to fuck this broad at work and we are both into each other but you kinda have to play it cool and all becasue it is work and all so we talk on the down low via phone extension to phone extension or company email. Our face to face contact is at a bare minimum. I even went as far to chat with one of the managers and tell them I find a different chick at work attractive just to throw them off my scent of my conquest. Well to get to the point my girl came to work this morning all upset some sort of family emergency but not like a real family emergency. (You know how the littlest thing could upset a female). I saw how she was upset and she gives me the low down and she was getting all teary eyed and shit. So I comforted her in a non-physical wayt and told her to just leave work and take care of her family business because family comes first. So she was calling and emailing me and giving me updates all day from her desk and I was easing her pain. So 4 hours into her shift she talks to H.R. and managemnt and finally decides to leave work to tend to her personal business. Now her desk happens to be right next to the cock-blocker so he tries to earn some kiss ass points from her by walking her out to car and shit. That pissed me the fuck off because he is a notorious cock-blocker and he is trying to play the Mr. Sensitive role by being an escort and shit even though she didn't ask for that shit. All of the rest of us guys got respect for the rest of each other by knowing to back off when somebody calls dibs on the new ***** at work. While this guy continues to break man law after law.
My buddy at work told me to cock-block him back but I don't want to make myself look bad trying to retailate or something. This punk definetly needs a code-red put on his ass. Does anybody have any real suggestions on how to conduct some office warfare without getting hit by collatoral damage???
I wouldn't call him Cassanova he is a 30 year old Wigger that wears braces. He was never succesful in getting any of the females to have afterwork drinks with him. My game is cool I have homegirl bringing me in those lowfat Starbucks crumb cakes for me to snack on in the morning. This punk just rubs me the wrong way because he is such a kiss ass even some of the chicks at work can't stand his ass so its not like its a male jeaslousy thing.
exactly. Relax. Why is he getting you so pissed off? You don't seemed threatened. Trust the process, and your gut, and if you know this girl is into you you'll be fucking her in no time. Much better than getting over-aggresive and making yourself very obviously un-attractive. I agree, raise your game, but not in an obvious manner.
I guess I never liked the dude from the start. You see I work in inside sales and about a month ago management got all pissed off at the sales staff and hired 4 new sales reps and stripped a bunch of leads and slow active accounts from the sales team and just gave them away to the newbies. So the whole sales team was all pissed off so management called a meeting and tried to explain the hijacking to us. Now every other sales person in the meeting had a problem with it and voiced it except for this one motherfucker. He basically agreed with management outloud in front of everyone. That pissed off everbody in sales because we all kind of stick together. Since then there has been a lot of hatred towards this ass kissing, cockblocking bitch. That is why I was pissed at him from the beginning so every little thing that he does kind of rubs me and the other employees the wrong way.
Trust me I have my own set of rules when it comes to dating women and they either work for me or they don't and I never change up my game. Rule#1a: I will never fight another dude over a chick. Rule#1b: I will never engage into open competition with a dude over a chick. She either likes me for who I am or she doesnt. The harder you press the more stupid you look and the more mistakes you make. I trust in myself and don't worry about others.
Thank God for the RX because there is a lot of knowledge on these boards and you are able to vent about shit while receiving and dishing out advice.
